IF NIALL HORAN WANTS YOUR SANDWHICH
YOU GIVE HIM YOUR DAMN SANDWHICH
LOOK AT HIS FACE
HE’S LIKE OKAY BITCH
THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY OKAY WHY WOULDN’T SHE JUST GIVE HIM THE FUCKING SANDWICH
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER
HE ONLY WANTED A BITE. SHE COULD HAVE TAKEN A BITE OFF OF NIALL MOTHERFUCKING HORAN’S BITE. ARE YOU STUPID.
FUCKIN DUMB CUNT
I love being tall, don’t get me wrong but dresses are the hardest thing in the world to shop for. All but maybe two dresses that i own make me look like a prostitute. Being 6’1 is a struggle.
Where are all the tall guys??
Friend: “There’s some cute new guys at my school, you’d probably like-“
Me: “How tall are they?”
Friend: “Huh?”
Me: “How tall are they?!”
Friend: “Not your height…”
Me: “Then no.”
…Where are all the tall guys?? Are they hiding or something?
~The girl who loves to wear heels that make her 6’4.
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I am 28 yrs old and 6’1 with a 36.5 inch inseam. Finding pants in high school was so much moe difficult than it is now. At least now we can tuck our high waters into out boots, so no one knows we are waiting for a flood. :) one of my favorite comments to respond with is…
Rude person - “Wow! You…
Class
when you go up to ask your teacher a question you have to squat down so you dont flash anyone while bending over.
When you raise your arms to dance around your room and you hit your hands on the fan.
Not being the tallest girl in the club,
but being the tallest person in the club.
Amen.
